[STORE]
Chief... what's this for?
Imagine, Colleague, that you have just been brought by a stork.
Now imagine, Colleague, that there's no seat.
According to the new rules, Colleague, the stork brings children to those
who have a special child seat.
But if there is no seat, in those cases
the stork takes children away.
Chief, Chief! He's getting away from us!
Don't worry, Colleague!
At such a speed, he won't get very far.
You were right, Chief. He didn't get far.
And he was very lucky.
Going over the speed limit,
he could have left us for good!
[Russian Association of Motor Insurers]
Yeah, and another thing,
I had this dream, you see,
it was just like real life,
only on the moon,
I was picking mushrooms there, Chief,
berries, and [...],
when suddenly, there was [...]
[...] I was so worried,
[...]
...and I wondered where my firewood was.
[...]
[...] so Chief, that was about it, but...
Hello. Hello?
Holy sh...
Where have I driven to?
[Russian Association of Motor Insurers]
And so, we have already learned
that the road must be crossed at the green light signal.
There, you see?
Now, properly, the road should be crossed like this:
We look left.
We look right.
And only when the light is green
do we cross the road together.
But better still, one should use an underground crossing.
Oh, oh! Look, Chief!
There's a cat on the road!
That's no cat, that's a pedestrian!
Pedestrians can be big or small,
but we must give the right-of-way to all of them.
My car!
Look, Chief! An accident!
- Anybody hurt? - No.
- How many vehicles? - Exactly two,
and both have MTPL insurance!
The damage is less than 25,000 rubles.
This can all taken care of as easily...
...as waving a magic wand.
How's that?
You can fill out the accident report yourself
and go your own ways, if nobody objects. [from March 1, 2009]
How magical!
And if I'm not sure?
If you're not sure, you should definitely
summon an inspector with an even more magical wand.
And so, Colleague,
we already know that one cannot cross the road wherever one wants to.
"wants to"...
You can only do that where...
- ...there is a light... - "Light"!
...or a zebra!
"Zebra"!
But a light and a zebra
is not all!
The colour of the light
must be not red,
and not even yellow,
it must be a green light!
Got it, Colleagues?
Got it, Chief!
Take care, Colleague!
We are approaching a railway crossing.
Chief... let's try and make it through!
No, Colleague!
The crossing is too dangerous!
Have you noticed, Colleague,
how dangerous the crossing is when the gate is lowered?
Oh... I have, Chief!
And when it is raised, too.
What do you think, Colleague,
will the elephant like our present?
Yes, Chief,
but it seems our present is impeding traffic.
No, Colleague,
we are driving at a normal speed.
Chief! What about our present... [To Our Dear Elephant]
...for the elephant's anniversary?
The elephant will have many anniversaries yet, Colleague,
but someone who drives into the oncoming lane
will be in no state to worry about anniversaries!
Chief, Chief! He's getting away from us!
Hey! A black cat is a bad omen.
Chief! He wants to cross the solid double line!
That is impermissible, Colleague!
The worst omen is not a black cat.
Never cross the solid double line!
[BAR]
Shoo!
Chief, Chief!
It seems Karbofoss has sold our elephant and drunk away the money,
and is now trying to hide!
Don't worry, Colleague.
We will take away his driver's license.
A drunk has no place being behind the wheel!
[Russian Association of Motor Insurers]